“GET AWAY FROM MY MUM!”
During our recent visit to Kew Gardens, we had an encounter with a lady who didn’t appear to understand the concept of socially-distancing.
At one point, she got to so close to me, she was almost standing on my feet.
I asked her what she thought she was doing and reminded her of the 2 metre rule.
She replied that she “didn’t have anything”.
I questioned how she knew that for sure and more importantly, how she knew I wasn’t currently contagious without realising it.
I then told her not to be an idiot.